Warm up this winter with these five toasty tips
1. Heat rises. Strap yourself to the ceiling with some 3M™ Repulpable Heavy Duty Double Coated Tape and enjoy a good night's sleep.
2. Pull up a stool and make friends with your toaster. If the radiating heat doesn't suffice... stick a metal object inside for some quality 'time-out'.
3. Stop shaving and grow a dense coat of fur.
4. For fun the whole family can enjoy, get creative and ask an art teacher about constructing a model volcano.
5. Men are always warm. Chanel your inner trollop and throw yourself at anything with a penis.
Filed under: Winter : I am both disappointed in you for having written this and me for having read it : why don't these tags work
1. Heat rises. Strap yourself to the ceiling with some 3M™ Repulpable Heavy Duty Double Coated Tape and enjoy a good night's sleep.
2. Pull up a stool and make friends with your toaster. If the radiating heat doesn't suffice... stick a metal object inside for some quality 'time-out'.
3. Stop shaving and grow a dense coat of fur.
4. For fun the whole family can enjoy, get creative and ask an art teacher about constructing a model volcano.
5. Men are always warm. Chanel your inner trollop and throw yourself at anything with a penis.
Filed under: Winter : I am both disappointed in you for having written this and me for having read it : why don't these tags work
