Wish-list Item #1

When I was young, people were always giving me dolls... the beautiful-optimistic-roll-model type. Not the multifaceted-personality-plus-stab-you-in-your-sleep type. Shame. They're way cooler. 

Filed under: who the fuck takes photos of this shit:   still, where can I get me one:

this is totally retarded but I still kinda like it:    why don't these tags work

5 WTF Friends You Wish You Had

Identifying A Bum-Raping Sorcerer

Some are self explanatory 

Some are so mysterious...all communication is non-verbal (the 'open gown, reveal phallus' kind of non-verbal)

Other bum-raping sorcerers hit you over the head with a branch

Or latch onto your back with their giant fingernails, lest you escape

Did you know Swedish bum-raping sorcerers were this cute? I didn't.