Saturday, April 27, 2013

Inebriation, Paralysis, Bath Water Toast

One morning my sister was so hung over that she couldn't even move her fingers. She was really like a vegetable with extremely expressive eyes. Anyway, I put her in a bath and tried to get her to eat some toast. But she was practically paralysed, so the toast just dropped out of her mouth and into the bath. A bit later she was eating it in the bath water. I thought this was pretty funny, personally.






2 comments:

  1. was there Nutella on the toast ? and what kind of vegetable are we talking about ?

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    1. Like a really sad lettuce leaf. All spindly and smelly.

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