Anti-Brush Rhyme

Have you ever been BRUSHED?

Brushed so hard that you can’t believe it?

A brush so brut, baby I aint deceivin’

BRUSHED!

Man, don’t make me crash tackle you to the ground

BRUSHED!

Let me break it down

Don’t be scared brushy

I know that you’re busy

I'ma give you some options

Just listen a minute

When you need to send a message

And you don’t have the time

Remember the words to this anti-brush rhyme

Have you ever been BRUSHED?

Brushed so hard that you can’t believe it?

A brush so brut, baby I aint deceivin’

BRUSHED!

Man, don’t tell me your fingers have frostbite

BRUSHED!

Let me break it down

We could use my trusted carrier pigeon

Yeah I’ve trained him good

He hardly poos at all

Coz I feed him bullshit for food

Have you ever been BRUSHED?

Brushed so hard that you can’t believe it?

A brush so brut, baby I aint deceivin’

BRUSHED!

Man, throw a paper airplane at my head

BRUSHED!

Let me break it down

If you’re a verbal kinda guy

Lets connect via cups & string

Service coverage aint a problem

Plus you could always hear me sing

Have you ever been BRUSHED?

Brushed so hard that you can’t believe it?

A brush so brut, baby I aint deceivin’

BRUSHED!

Man, don’t tell me your tonsil fell out

BRUSHED!

Oh yeah, brushed

By the big Brushtacular

BRUSHED

Wass happenin’ Brushy