Hi-eeeey! Hi hi hi! (Fred would say, if he could...but he can't....'cause he's a jumping spider ).
Scary shit! Fred jumps. I didn't even know spiders could jump. Wikipedia tells me he's an aggressive hunter. I imagine he'd wrestle you to the floor. Probably pin you down and then shoot you a wink. Lure you into a false sense of security. You know?
Yeah, you know.
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